I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Randomize
