hotel room ftw
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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