Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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