i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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