Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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