She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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