there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize