I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
