escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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