If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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