That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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