What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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