all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
the raccoons are back...
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