put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There r osticjed everywhere
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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