why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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