I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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