Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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