I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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