you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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