Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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