Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
