I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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