I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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