Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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