She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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