Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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