Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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