at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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