dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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