oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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