he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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