it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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