i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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