Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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