at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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