he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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