you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
