He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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