Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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