In the future we'll all be gay
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
there was a trapeze. enough said
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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