North Korea, Best Korea!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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