brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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