Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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