How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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