I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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