i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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