it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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