How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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