For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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