I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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