Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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