I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?