i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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