Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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