If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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