do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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