If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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